>>20108155After Melina drops you harder than Borderlands 2, you straighten yourself up and only catch a glimpse of dat departing ass before it's gone.
"Those...Those boobs were a G... I'm sure of it..."
"They were a *what* now, Calem?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" that heavenly voice gives you quite a fucking shock. You turn around, away from the departing ass and come face to face with none other than u're waifu, separated only by a thick layer of bullet-proof glass. The phone used for prisoners to talk to their loved ones has been left on, explaining how she heard all of that.
"O-Oh! It's just you Serena, phew, for a minute there I thought it was...you. Damn you'd think my parents would come here to visit me before you, but I guess no one's informed them yet.."
It's a damn shame that she's so close but at the same time, so fucking far, "It appears so, I might just have to tell them myself if they stay in the dark too long. I'm just glad you're safe and not on the run, how is prison by the way?"
>Explain this in less than five words. 