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>The 3 weird things you find at the start of the game are alien genies that fell from a meteor 12000 years ago and somehow despite being fucking aliens they embody aspects of humanity
>They're also sorta like the trinity of Hindu gods
>They're also super special because they're the one thing keeping some super evil Pokemon locked up or some shit
>People at one point wished so fucking hard for a war to stop that a cool Chinese lion spawned into existence and told everyone to fuck off
I am simultaneously bored with how meh everything in this game is and also baffled with how retarded and disjointed the story it's trying to tell is.