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A kid I used to work with
>Gen V
>Hey its your birthday kid what Pokemon do you like
>Kid instantly says he wants ludicolo because he thinks ludicolo is fucking hilarious
>breed for all above 20 IVs (something like 10-20 eggs? all while I was watching a movie not a huge deal)
>EV train it, just a 4/252/252
>load it up with all the good shit
>attach a Life Orb I think
>kid is grateful but hints that he was hoping for Rain Dish
one week later
>HOLY FUCK ANON HOW IS ITS SPEED AND SPECIAL ATTACK SO HIGH THIS THING IS A MONSTER
kids are great