>>11860745>>11860752Well I already told it once, but I'll tell it again since you guys asked.
>Be me, wandering through a mountain pass.>Pokemon safely in their balls, Vespiquen and Luxray>Getting tired as hell, but want to get through this mountain>Keep pushing myself even while the sun beats down on me>sweating like hell>Suddenly, hear a deafening screech and feel two claws dig into my backpack.>I'm heaved upwards into the sky, kicking and screaming.>look up to see a Mandibuzz glaring down at me, screeching like mad>Started struggling, but then I realize if it drops me, it's game over for me>Stop freaking out>It drops me in it's nest.>Bones everywhere, probably it's accessories.>It's staring at me, looking pretty hungry>Don't even think about it, slug the aerial battle beast right in the the side of the face/beak>Slice my hand open, but the Mandibuzz is stunned.>Having no other way out of the nest, I tackle the flying devil, throwing us both from the nest.>it starts pecking at me, trying to get me to let go.>I slap it across the face and jab my finger towards the ground>It notices that if it doesn't even out we're both going down. Mutually ensured destruction.>She makes a controlled crash landing into a patch of grass>follows me for quite a while after that and finds her way into one of my dusk balls after a month of roosting at the top of my house. 