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>dolphin pussyfags
You do realize that when dolphin contracts its with enough force to snap your dick in two like breaking a carrot. I can't imagine that would feel good. There is a reason a dolphins dick is long, spongy and flexible.
Also when dolphin gets excited and both thrust, they occasionally fracture each others bones because everything below the dolphins midline is designed to propel this 2-3 hundred pound animal through water like a speeding bullet. Even a female is about 5 times the strength of a professional football player.
In short, if Vaporeon is like a dolphin then sex with her wouldn't feel good... you wouldn't survive it.