>>15983177"And the only way you're going to do that at this rate is to appreciate your elders. Come on, son, thrust! Your mother tells me that as far as sexuality goes, you're in the dark, I'm here to explain the basics for you. Come on, c'est facile! Just wiggle your pelvis and say LE THUD over and over!"
"What the hell does that even mea-"
"Come on Calem, DO IT! THIS IS FOR YOUR POPPY! Come on, shake it, LE THUD! LE THUD. LE THUD!"
He's not going to give up.
Embarrassed, you copy his position if it'll just get him to shut up. You nervously thrust your pelvis forward, then back, then forward again. You soon fall into a pattern, "L-Le...thud...?"
"No, no, no Calem! C'est affreux, c'est affreux! You have to YELL it, YELL IT!"
"O-Oh, uh, erm...L-LE THUD...?"
