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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CPSiR8Av9I"Tell me that story about how you were trapped behind enemy lines and fought off an entire platoon by yourself with just a slowpoke tail and your mess kit!"
The ghost of your long-dead grandpappy jumps in shock from your request, "HOLY JUMPING JAHOOVAS I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK--Well faggot, it was NINETEEN DIGGITY TWO! And as you know, trench warfare become popularized because it made it so cheap and easy to kill your enemies, BUT IT WASN'T CHEAP I TELL YA! Ya had'ta have strong endurance to survive, you were ALWAYS behind someone's lines-be it your enemy's or your own-and there was NOTHING to do to pass the time. See Billy, this was before they let gays in the army, so you couldn't have kinky buttfucking sex in the trenches to pass the time or else they'd kick you out 'ta corps sooner than you can say 'BOBBY STICK A DICK IN ME--I'M DONE", but sometimes people buttfucked anyway just to get out of there because the fighting became too much and they were willing to sacrifice the virginity hidden deep inside your rectum just to go home without even so much as a veteran bonus. OH YEAH this was before the Great Depression, those bonuses will come back to haunt every soldier that fought there I tell ya--EVERY SOLDIER, except the ones who had their booty taken."
>Does this story go anywhere?A) No, it just slowly gets more gay.
B) It offers you cryptic, subtle advice that helps you in the future.
C) It blatantly tells you how to construct pots and pans together to make a suit.
