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I'll bite, I have 2.
>first grade
>be retard
>cannot behave in class
>teacher puts me on contract
>"If you can behave all week you get a pokemon card at random every friday"
>wtf pokemon cards NO FUCKING WAY
>first week
>get motherfucking glorious holographic Pidgeyot
>my friend scammed me and traded it for a tangela
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>3rd grade
>ruby/sapphire just came out
>spring break
>brother and I at same pace
>he is a wee bit ahead because he can't enjoy the fucking game for once
>just enter foretree city
>he just got foretree badge
>trying to walk into gym
>invisible kecleon blocking me
>no big deal, self, just talk to everyone in the city
>talk to everyone in the city
>buy useless furniture thinking it'll help whatsoever
>still blocked
>battle every skipped trainer in the game trying to figure this out
>still blocked
>freak out
>brother already has 7th fucking badge now
>run into his room crying
>ANON TELL ME HOW TO GET IN THE FORETREE GYM SOMETHING IS BLOCKING ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>he finds the situation humorous as he was a dick
>he doesn't tell me
>run out side crying
>mom is gardening
>MOM ANON IS BEING MEAN I'M STUCK ON MY GAME AND HE WON'T HELP ME
>figure that my mom made him tell me so i'd shut the hell up
>he tells me
>feel like retard because I didn't even think about going past the city because I was an autist and always thought that was a fucking nono
>mfw I think about both of these stories nowadays
