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>Only kid in neighborhood whose mom didn't let him play videogames
>Loved collecting Pokemon cards and always wanted to play one of the games
>Neighbor on my street feels bad for me and lets me search for and catch a Phanpy for him in Pokemon Silver
>Know from guidebooks that the Mater Ball can catch any Pokemon
>Didn't know there was only 1 in the game
>Saved game right after
>mfw that was the last time I ever spoke with my neighbor
Eventually by the time Emerald came out my mom finally let me play it due to her friend from work (who also happens to be her boss) giving it to me along with a Gameboy Micro as a nice birthday present
>Only watched the anime up to the end of Johto
>Guy with Blaziken rekt Ash's Charizard therefore Blaziken must be the strongest Pokemon
>Bum rush the game only training my Blaziken
>Get all the way to Champion without any issues due to my Blaziken being so overleveled
>Champion uses Water type Pokemon
>Get destroyed
>Realize I need a Legendary Pokemon to win!
>Search for Lugia
>Realize Lugia isn't in the game
>Somehow solve the Regi puzzle (a friend told me I needed Relicanth and Wailord but I solved the rest on accident after spending hours autistically wandering around the room and eventually trying Dig to get out)
>Catch Registeel, challenge Elite 4 again
>Still get rekt do to it being underleveled
>teach it Explosion via move tutor
>New Wallace strategy is Registeel Explosion -> revive using fodder sacrifice -> repeat and have Blaziken revenge kill if necessary
>GG
