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Hoopa Bloopas
> typical amerifag in 2020
> download my copy of pokemon gen IV remake, Bahama Diamond, b/c fuck Mega Palkia and Aruba Pearl
> voice command, "Pika pika" into my 4DS mic to start game
> forced to re-do since i wasn't smiling and my eyes weren't closed
> nice intro, sweet graphics, the pixels smell so real
> breeze through game in about an hour (not allowed to turn exp. all, lucky egg all, or mega level up o-power off)
> start filling out my super dex to increase my chances at being selected for an event legendary (pic related: that's #834 from gen VIII)
> get to Vibrava, can't get it to evolve
> wtf.
> plug my mega keystone usb into my 4DS to auto mega evolve every 'mon...
> still no Flygon
> check Seribii © by Nintendo ™
> Vibrava and Flygon retconned to evolve and mega evolve (respectively) on Jap carts and systems exclusively
> not GTS-able
> "purrease unnerstan"
> mfw I still download the gen 5 remakes
