>>19240256[Randomised]
"Betty, where the hell is my breakfast? It's already 10 in the morning!"
"A... Are you being serious?"
"Why on earth would I be joking? Now bring me my da-"
Your sentence is cut off by a kick to the jaw.
"OWW WHAT TH-"
She pounces on you and delivers punch after punch to your skull. She pulls your head towards her and leans in.
"Say shit like that again, and I'll rip your balls out and slam it into your nose."
"Wh-What the hell was that?"
"Your breakfast, knuckle sandwich."
"OH EPIC JOKE M8 HAHAHAH-"
A kick to your gut stops you mid-laughter.
"Come on," Betty says, offering a hand, "we're leaving now. You can pick up something from Dunkin Donuts on the way."
Wiping blood from your mouth, you pack up your things and head out of the motel. Just as you reach the Pokemon Centre, an older fella stops you.
"Hey there youngster, would you like a lil' tour of this wonderful city?"
>Want a tour?A) "Sure, I guess."
B) "Piss off, wrinkles."
C) Shove him out of the way