>>13492567In the end, you decide to play it friendly with Scorpio, he may be a supervillain, but he clearly doesn't ACT like it. That should be worth something somewhere.
"It stands for Nathaniel, Nathan, a bunch of names like that. Can I be let go so I can shut down your evil corporation now? I don't very much appreciate the bath salts being produced here. I almost raged hard after snorting some."
You deliberately leave out the girlie one.
Scorpio cocks an eyebrow, "Wait..You actually snorted the bath salts and knew how to go into rage-mode? Odd...How is it that a delightful looking young office cop-man like yourself knew to actually snort the salt?"
"....What?"
You inch and budge your neck as far as it can go in order to face him, "What do you mean!?"
Scorpio taps his chin in deep thought, "Eh...I don't know if I should really tell you. I mean, I would, I could, and by the rule of modesty I probably *should*, but I don't think my supervisor would appreciate it."
"WHAT? Y-Your...YOUR SUPERVISOR? But you're the head of Bimeacla! That doesn't make shit for sense!"
Scorpio shakes his head, "Oh, me? The HEAD of Bimeacla? No, no, friend! I'm just the HEAD of Bimeacla! If you have a problem with the corporation itself, you'll have to take it up with the HEAD-HEAD *HEAD* of Bimeacla!"
"The head-head HEAD of Bimeacla? And...who would that be?"
From the distant shadow of the dark lair, a small figure hops out into the light,
"IT IS I!"Skrelp notices the voice almost instantly, his memories flooding back into him like two year's worth of glopping semen flowing into his mind, "T-That voice! I REMEMBER NOW, NATE! MY BUSINESS PARTNER WASN'T SCORPIO, I KNEW IT! IT WAS ACTUALLY-"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9g"It is I, DR. CLAU! The HEAD-HEAD HEEEAD of Bimeacla, this ENTIRE time!"
A rather small Clauncher steps into the light, with an eye patch, a lab coat, and good enough legs that let him stand upright.