>>20841931With a smug snigger, Johnny tips his hat to you, "Looks like we were right to fake that loss after all. I figured a bunch of rookie bidders like you had plans for that orb, and let's just say Chewie and I here wanted a piece of that pie. We stalked you all the way over here, but we had to..."
Johnny pauses to tap the unlit dynamite stick on his chin, "..'improvise', after we were trapped with that Noibat swarm. Never has blowing shit up felt so...GOOD!"
"Muchachachacha!"
"This is /much/ better than if I had won, instead of getting one orb for my trophy collection, I get three for the price of one, the giant snake, AND the chance to ransack all of your other collectibles once I blow you to smithereens!"
>What do you say next? 