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>be young me
>Lapras is my favorite pokemon
>I don't know WHY it's my favorite pokemon, but she is
>Always make sure to have a lapras on the team whenever possible
>Years later
>Dust off pokemon games
>Look up where to get lapras in Moon
>Finally get a look at the art with a post-pubescent brain and exposure to the internet
>Those bedroom eyes
>That over-the-shoulder look
>That easygoing smile
>The scales fell from my eyes that day, and I made a realization
>Lapras was my childhood crush
The game was rigged from the start
