>>22612047I apparently didn't make it that far from my dorm because I had made it back relatively quick, and with good timing, my roommate was just about to leave for work. Understanding that I wasn't much different than an average dog, I put on my cool face and approached. I think I was too quick, though, because he got scared and ran inside, fucker.
Plan B, I put on the cutest face I thought I was capable of next to his car, but my efforts were fruitless, so I left.
Now realizing that I was hungry as fuck and that I probably had a fast metabolism that require an exorbitant amount of energy to maintain, I went to the nearest body of water I could find. I stuck my paw in and used my zappy zap, and sure as shit fish started to pop up to the surface. My taste buds now much more liberal, the fish were gone in minutes.
Content, I staked my dorm for my roommate's return, and for 5 goddamn days I pulled the same routine of cutesy shit until he was apparently satisfied with my docility and let me in. surprisingly, he was worried about my absence I found out as I overheard him talking with the police.
He's asleep now while I type this out with a pencil between my teeth. Also, it just occurred to me that I haven't slept a wink since this happened, eh. This is taking too long to do and I'm also risking waking up my roommate if I fall or some stupid shit
On one last note, I know that it may seem like I have a nonchalant attitude towards this, but it's just my way of dealing with things, a defense mechanism, I'm scared shitless about what may happen to me. Do I tell my roommate somehow? Do I just lay low and hope I'll just wake up okay? I'll try and post again tomorrow night.
