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Scenario:
>Team Rocket stole your favorite pokemon, your ace, pokepal. Pokemon police can't help you.
>You assemble a team of ~15 pokemon to raid the base, not with 1v1/2v2 battles but all out raid, no rules just rescue your fav pokemon
>What is your team and how do you do it
>inb4 limit of 6 on-hand
that's based on pokemon league rules and you're outside the law here
Me:
>They stole my Alakazam and i'm fucking pissed
>Umbreon, Metagross, Vanilluxe, Charizard, Gyarados, Scizor, Steelix, Haunter, Seismitoad, Butterfree, Xatu, Steelix, Lanturn, Skarmory
>kidnap a team rocket trainer in forrest and steal his uniform, infiltrate base in his uniform
>find a control closet, kill the power and start a fire simultaneously
>it's pitch black, largely windowless building, and sprinkler system is flooding the place.
>darkness makes Umbreon more powerful and sprinkler water makes Gyarados more powerful
>it's utter chaos, team rocket members scrambling everywhere
>Gyarados is plowing through the hallways, using hydro pump and waterfall to fucking destroy anyone who can get in the way
>Umbreon riding on Gyarados to support him, they are a duo sweeping any trainer and any pokemon who try to stop them
>most trainers/pokemon don't even know what's happening, they just hear screams and the sound of a gyarados roaring
>i am following my gyarados/umbreon combo with my other pokemon out ready to fuck someone up
>i'm balls deep in a bag of GH Cretors chicago popcorn the entire time
>we interrogate then execute every trainer after our Gyarados has literally slivered over them, their body already in critical condition
>we find the room where they're keeping my Alakazam
>bunch of other stolen pokemon are there in pokeballs
>fill duffel bag with all the stolen pokeballs of rare/powerful pokemon, open up my Alakazam, return all my pokemon to me, and Alakazam teleports us to a totally remote location
