>>19158431http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrGjCbMSeAMOpening the locker, you discover a box inside that has a pixie-protective lock on it.
"OH COME ON!"
A note attached to the box explains Mortos' reasoning for this, which you read to yourself with your Pokemon looking over your shoulder.
"Dear Calem, I had a figure you would use some sort of supernatural method to get past the first lock, a result of your surreal protagonistic aura. This second one is the /real/ challenge. Good luck."
". . ."
"FUCK!"
You'd bitch more about all the trivial shit that's going into a simple "OPEN THIS LOCKED DOOR AND YOU CAN GO HOME" task, but before you can, a gust of wind blows through your hair.
>'Wait a minute...'Getting a bit self-aware, you reread that previous paragraph.
>'Blows through my hair. . .but how would that work unless..'A) Summon a lightbulb from your skull.
B) Run a hand through your hair.
C) Spaz out on the floor.
