>>21559420Ruiji and Serena both try nudging you out of your bomb-induced coma so that you can take charge of the situation, but to no avail. You just keep drooling and moaning about salty eggs for some reason.
The two can only hope that Greninja can manage to get the upper-hand here and defeat Jacques without trainer coordination. Though it's proving to be far easier said than done, the skeleton is far too agile and nimble for even Greninja to keep up with. It seems not having any skin weighing you down really gives you that extra boost of sanic speed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF2rHhEROOw"Greni!"
Greninja uses Water Pledge in an attempt to catch him off-guard. With a fist slamming into the ground, the rogue calls forth a pillar of water to wash out the skeleton, but he takes the attack in a different context.
He hops aboard the watery pillar and rides it to the very top, "Thanks for the lift, but now we end the charade!~ That skin is why I force myself through this tirade!" he beams. Jacques then drops a fucking bowling ball on Greninja from above, striking him right in his sweet spot.
"J-Ja?!"
He then hops down and plots a course for your unconscious body, which he manages to snatch with relative ease, "Where...Where did he get the bowling ball from?" the waifu asks.
"N-Nevermind that, reporter lady, that dead guy stole Mr. Calem!! What do we do?!"
"NOTHING!" Jacques retorts, "Stand there and freeze out here in the cold, I have a body to raid and candy to deliver, and the nearest portal to Hell is at the top of Victory Road--I MUST MAKE HASTE--AND MAKE HASTE I SHALL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!.... BONEHEADS!"
Jacques coughs up two big Pumpkaboo-shaped bombs and tosses them before breaking off into a sprint. You and your Butterfinger treasure trove now becoming unwilling hostages.
A) Make use of fantastic volleyball spiking abilities!
B) Summon a faithful steed.
C) Proceed to blow up.
D) Ruiji runs after him, mad and shit.
