>>52216268"CONSIDER THIS YOUR FIRST HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT THEN!" the dolphin hero declares excitedly. "One from the great Palafin himself! You must brave the dangerous trek to Mesagoza and learn what it means to go from Zero to Hero—just as I did so long ago! It may be treacherous, yes, and you may be inevitably bamboozled by belligerent bastards once more, but by the end of the evening—YOU WILL KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A HERO WHO CAN TAKE MATTERS INTO THEIR OWN FINS! Or, uh, hands, I often forget humans have opposable thumbs."
You look at your hands, wiggling your fingers as you consider the task entrusted upon you.
"That reminds me! One last thing before I send you off unsupervised into the wilderness, little girl! Did you take the ((vaccine)) yet?"
>Well?A) Yes.
B) No.
