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I think I had the most absolutely authentic and normal (NORMIE for you Instinctfags) Pokemon Go experience you can ever have today. No one can top this.
>driving home from having an early afternoon nice snack and read at the my local cafe/roaster + a quick trip to the grocery store
>notice the pinsir nest/park at the end of my neighborhood is capped by weak instinctmon
>drive up, park and walk on over, catch a pinsir and venonant while i'm getting in range
>take it with a couple other low lv. mystic players hanging out there (im lv.19 mystic), just two brothers playing basketball next to the gym
>level it up to 4, someone even jogs by and drops off their Arbok and we have a laugh after asking whose it was aloud and she said "me!!" good times
>i drop in my 1313 Golem named Gerald for fun and so i can have my Vaporeon train on it for a little exp while we all chat
>10 or so minutes pass and a couple of ~8 year olds walk up
>they yell "what team are you?!" and when we say mystic they laugh and scream "we are valor and we're gunna take yer gym hahaha!!!"
>we tell them yea go ahead we just wanted to kick out instinct who probably capped it at 2am or something
>they seemingly don't understand what we just said, they just start making fun of our weak Ponytas and my Golem (they were using two ~800 Vaporeons)
>trying to be nice, like haha yea hey kid you got us this time!
>it's like 1pm now, the usual time when servers start to get meh for a couple hours
>1hp glitch tarts occurring when it's just my Golem left, they start whining
>i tell them why it's not working and they don't get it
>high-five the mystic brothers i'm with, drop a lure on the pokestop and walk back to my car
>catch a pikachu on the neighbor's driveway
It really doesn't get any more authentic than this.