>>24912371/vp/, you have witnessed the decline and fall of a blue blooded family in no less than a generation. I have nothing. Maybe I can be at peace in the afterlife, where the kingdoms and conquests of my ancestors still shine in Arceus's domain as they did so long ago here in Unova. I see the flame so close to my eyes, ready to incinerate my now pathetic physique into ash, carrying my soul, still rich with the essence of my clan, beyond this moral coil.
/vp/. Your board, your customs, your beliefs, your knowledge, and your very culture is accelerating in the very direction and velocity that my influence has passed through, towards the abyss of degeneracy and stagnation. Make reforms. Set up new concepts for threads. Revive some old, forgotten concepts. Exile the furfags and the underage posters with ever measure of force and will your impure bodies still posess. Retain the humor and vigor that once flowed through every /vp/oreon and /tr/ainer that graced this board.
Do this containment board proud for me—your fellow grasshole and your fellow Smugleaf —and the rest of our folk lost to the sands of time.
To the people who pulled through these invasions, the demographic shifts, and the genwars, I thank you, and I wish to say
A-HA! I had you going for a moment there, didn't I? You fools are just as gullible as you were in 2011. It looks like I still have it in me after all this time. 