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Oh my fucking god, I am the biggest retard on earth.
>Tournament, second round.
>My starting Pokemon is a sole Meditite.
>My hand includes Korrina, Strong Energy, another Fighting Energy and a Fighting Stadium.
>Opponent starts with a Reshiram (active), Articuno-EX, Exadrill-EX and Shaymin-EX.
>Opponent goes first.
>Plays Cilan and draws 3 Fire Energy.
>Fire Energy on Reshiram
>My turn
>Strong Energy on Meditite
>Fighting Stadium
>Korrina - Medicham and Muscle Band
>Muscle Band on Meditite
>Ain't no brakes on this rape train
>Don't attack because I'm not a dumbfuck who wants to be Outrage'd
>Opponent turn
>Fire Energy on Reshiram
>Outrage - 20 damage
>My turn
>Draw Lysandre
>Evolve to Medicham
>Fighting Energy on Medicham
>THERE AIN'T NO GETTIN' OFFA THIS TRAIN WE ON
>"Brilliant" idea
>"Better take care of one of those EXes before it becomes a problem."
>Lysandre Articuno-EX
>Runs a train on Articuno-EX
>Draw 2 prizes
>Opponent brings out Reshiram
>Opponent attaches Fire Energy to Reshiram
>Realize what I have just done
>mfw
>LOSE
Please share your tales of shame to make me feel better.
