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>Be me
>Sitting with my Vaporeon watching Family Guy
>The cutaway comes on where the sexy pheasant woman presses her bottom to the glass while laying an egg and the egg shatters on the glass as she lays it
>She looks away uncomfortably
>I pet her and tell her it is okay
>She did a similar thing in front of my family last Thanksgiving after having a little too much to drink
>Straight up broke the glass door though when she tried it
>She says that my parents must hate her
>I try my best to comfort her
>Tell her that my parents love her and think she is great
>Suggest that for the next family gathering we'll have to cook something to bring
>She did not laugh at my suggestion to avoid bringing deviled eggs
