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I made a fakemon, took me some time to make.
Fat fuck is defensive pokemon, it's ability "Jiggler" activates whenever it is hit with a physical attack the damage is halved and it powers up the next attack of the fat fuck.
Pokedex entry: Fat fucks gather in swamps, they stop their feet side to side to square up against other fat fucks to show who is the fattest fuck around, then they will slam into each other and try to push the other one down to assert dominance. They jiggle their bellies once they have defeated their foe like a smug motherfuck.
Type: Fighting/Water.
Special move, belly press, they press their big bellies and endure any hit, that will one shot it, this will raise it's attack by 4 stages.
Tallnes: 5' 0
you can rate if you want, but I don't need validation for my hard work.