>>40597874Lets be real. Lets entertain the thought it magically happened. There’s no chance you’re going to be the Pokémon you want to be. You’re most likely going to be one based on your personality.
If you’re a disgusting lazy fat slob, you’d be a Snorlax, a Lickilicky or a Garbardor. If you’re a slow retard, you’d be a Slowbro or a Quagsire. If you’re a waifufag, you’d be a Hypno and if you’re buying Sword/Shield, you’d be a Mareep or a Wooloo like the domesticated fuck that you are.