>>41253896Country: Iraq, my homeland!
Starter Pokemon animals: There are no starters! Do you expect me to just hand you a Pokemon? You have to go find one yourself out in the wild! Don't worry! Allah will guide you!
Eeveelutions: none
Regional forms: Everything adapts to sandstorms so everything becomes ground, rock, or steel type
Fossil ideas: The fossil fuel Pokemon!
Rivals: The filthy Unovans. The goal of the game is to kill them all!
Gyms: We don't have a league. No time to worry about that when we have some Unovans too kill
Elite four: same as above
Megas/z moves/dynamax?: no
