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Bumping with green text of other campaign adventures
>Ranger-in-training decides he want a weter type Pokemon
>"You said there's a river nearby the pokemon center, right?"
>GM: "Yup, if you cross it then you'll be on the way to Mahogany town"
>Ranger sprints off without a word, bug trainer and 2edgy coolkid in tow wondering wtf
>Party gets to river, its too swift to dive in without Surf or Athletics checks
>"Oh I'm not here to swim, I'm here to get my water pokemon. I'd like to make some Perception checks"
>I chuckle, roll some dice, lots of positives... last roll is shit
>"So you find yourself in front of a swift running river, you won't be able to get in it easily, but there is something organge scuttling at the very bottom, far out of reach"
>Ranger realizes he doesn't have a fishing pole
>Takes out his tent, duct tapes a bundle of cheez-its to the end of a pole, starts poking at the orange pokemon
>Wades into water, almost gets swept away, saved by coolkid PC
>Finally get scuttling Krabby's attention
>It snips the end of the pole and creates itself a soggy cheez-it kabob
>Ranger butthurt, throws the rest of the pole which is swiftly carried downriver
>Krabby enjoys its kabob, slowly gets coaxed towards the shore by the bug trainer (empathy) with more cheez-its
>Ranger leaps into shallows, gets hand pinched by Krabby
>Raises hand high with attached krabby "FUCK YES I CAUGHT A KRABBY"
