>>41238435Judge Rillaboom turns to you to relay your absurdities in list form.
"You bought a house, over the internet, from an individual you had never met before, and completely paid it off half a year from the date you were supposed to move in.... without ever even seeing the house itself? Can I ask why, and again implore as to where I can buy some pot from you?"
>『What's your response?』A) The sole image provided by the defendant on the website was more than enough. The house just looked *that* good.
B) You fully trusted the seller despite all of those red flags because of his multiple 5-star ratings online.
C) You had come into a large sum of ₽ at the time and decided to pay off the house so it wouldn't be a concern later.
D) Remind the court that you are a very naive, easily manipulated, weak-willed child.
E) Let your attorney speak for you using the infallible Starting Town Defense™.
