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>Move to the paradise Alola from Kanto
>plan on living the rest of your life in comfort
>blonde bitch ruins it by dragging you into family drama
>cant get out of it cause island guardian makes a special snowflake chosen one
>become a dimension hopping asshole who fights creatures beyond your understanding of pokemon
>one of these creatures isn't even a pokemon or UB it's far beyond that
>do all this with a stupid smile on your face
