>>21143018>'Curse that Wulfric, I-I thought he was cool!'You do all that you can to defend yourself here, "H-Hey, come on! I wasn't exactly in peak condition! Falling from cruising altitude tends to do that! And that's -after- an orbital bombardment blasted me off of a bridge! I mean come on, I'm in a wheelchair and I challenged him with a Noibat, cut me some slack!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amNvDULdNk8"You challenged Wulfric, one of the strongest gym leaders in the entire region, with a Noibat!?!? I'm sorry, son, but there's just no slack cutting there, not even."
"I-IT WAS FOR ABOMASNOW! FOR ABOMASNOW!"
"You thought a /Gust/ was going to KO an Abomasnow?!"
"A-AND LEECH LIFE, w-why do people forget about the Leech Life?! It can be very helpful in situations where-"
Deimos throws his hands up, the fact that you're even bringing up these shitty moves in the first place is enough for him, "I think we're just about done here, son. Are you sure you're even fit to /be/ a partner? I can only imagine how disastrous all of your other battles were if you're running around using Leech Life on everything. You must be the biggest internet celebrity in existence right now, for all the wrong reasons! God knows what Serena sees in you, I sure as hell don't know.
"C-Can you at least tell me who put all this info up on internet in the first place?"
"A nurse from the local Pokemon Center."
You promptly spaz out, "BAAAHHHHHH! I KNEW that nurse had it out for me!"
>What do you say next? 