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>Last fall was my kid's 10th birthday
>Time for him to choose his starter
>My Typhlosion is like my kid's big brother; practically inseparable
>Breed it so my kid can have a Cyndaquil
>Even drive out to Johto to have it be laid in the old country
>Get a call on my way back home
>Wife says he went ahead and chose a starter
>Sends me this picture
>My son choose some queer foreign Pokemon
The law's the law, so i can't send it back, but my son has brought the greatest fucking shame to my family in generations. How do I get him to choose a REAL starter?
