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>decide fuck it I don't have anything to do, I'll go claim the gym down the street
>hop in car, claim gym
>see a gym a little ways away claimed by blue team, clearly owned by a child
>evil grin
>speed over to it going 45, almost hit trash can
>drive up, it's a church
>fuck it, let's just do quickly it and leave
>you are not close enough
>drive a little closer
>still not close enough
>get out of car, walk up to church
>kick the living shit out of his level 13 squirtle, put my strongest pokemon there to guard it
>get back in my car, laughing at the silliness of the situation
>see another gym down the street
TEAM RED MOTHER FUCKER, DON'T YOU EVER FORGET
MY REIGN IS JUST BEGINNING
