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>be me
>go to midnight release
>a bunch of nerds, including two dudes wearing full furry costumes
>one pikachu one lucario
>also a couple of smoking hot chicks were there what the fuck
>I end up standing next to one of the hot chicks
>"so, how long you been playing?"
>like, Pokémon Y"
>feeling good chances
>start to ask her for a battle
>dude in the pikachu costume starts fake humping me
>I'm getting pissed off
>girl stops talking and tries to move away
>"wait-"
>dude in lucario costume starts fake humping me from the other side
>I decide fuck it and start vocalizing the team skull theme
>Bren bum bem bummm baaa bow
>next thing I know everyone is singing team skull and jumping up and down with their arms straight down at their sides
>never got to give that chick my number but it was kind of cool I guess
>Gamestop wouldn't let me buy because the chip on my credit card didn't work with their shitty chip machine
What the fuck is wrong with my life and how do I change it
