>>20026152https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlUeW7IOSFc"SWIGGITY SWOOTY, THIS BOOTY'S GONNA SCOOTIE!"
Your own uncontrollable social justice hormones coax you to come up with a rhyme of your own. Fearing that your virginity can be swiped at any moment, you cover your crotch and make a mad dash for the closest alley.
"I LOST MY DONG I LOST MY DONG I LOST MY DONG I LOST MY DONG I LOST MY DONG I LOST MY DONG I LOST MY DONG I LOST MY DONG I LOST MY DONG I LOST MY DONG I LOST MY DONG I LOST MY DONG I LOST MY DONG I LOST MY DONG I LOST MY KONG I LOST MY DONG I LOST MY DONG I LOST MY DONG I LOST MY DONG I LOST MY DONG I LOST MY DONG
Needless to say, you and Serena are dumbing down the IQ of everyone caught in the vicinity of these wacky sitcom shenanigans.
A) Acquire the sudden urge to piss.
B) Be pursued by monkeymons.
C) Other *actual* perverts take an interest in you.