>>18455672"W-What?! No! T-There has to be some other way!"
Grashglik grabs your jacket collars and yanks you up to his face, "Some other way... SOME OTHER WAY.. Is that what you want to make your death out to be? In some ditch, and not in a puddle of grime?"
"W-Well, we /are/ in a bathroom right n-now, a-and I'm not even at full power yet, s-soooo--"
Your logic is a last minute ditch attempt to save yourself from sheer death, and somehow it actually works, "You're trying to imply that it wouldn't be satisfying to end it here, right now, aren't you?"
"Welp, when you put it /that/ way, yeah! That is what I'm doing, I mean, I'm so helpless right now, there'd be like...zero pride if you off'd me right now!"
The robot sheathes his blade, "Perhaps you're right in that department, I don't particularly blame you for wanting a more satisfying death, the worst cases always desire for the best ways to kick the bucket," he heads to the mirror by the sink, "while easy kills are quick cash, they're also kind of drab. It'd be so sound if I were to end my ten-thousand year scorn by slicing your throat open and feeding it to the hounds but..."
"Now that you mention it, I'd rather toy around with the idea first. Tell me, what's your favorite game, Peter Calem?"A) Hide and Go Seek
B) Tag
C) Duck Duck Goose
D) Musical Chairs