>>38960814gamefreak: yes, what?
talonflame: w-why hello there, gamefreak!
I-I was just in the neighbourhood *COUGH* *COUGH* *KRAWWWR*
s-sorry about that, I'm a l-little bit dusty...
I g-guess spending 4 years in a pc will do that for you... heh
gamefreak: what do you want! we busy ok? tell us now!
talonflame: r-right to it, huh?
j-just the way I like things, heh...
s-so, about those nerfs I got about a couple years ago...
a-any chance I could get some uh... compensation?
gamefreak: compensation? what you think we are, huh? you think we some sort of good-will
association for orphans, huh?
talonflame: w-well I don't exactly fit that category anyways...
gamefreak: ahahaha! it was just a joke, haha!
talonflame: hah! g-good one, g-gamefreak!
gamefreak: ok, so you want buffs, is that it?
talonflame: I-I-I... yes! *CRAWK* s-sorry about that, I got a bit excited when you mentioned buffs...
gamefreak: ok, here is what we got for you! read!
talonflame: mhmm... yes... that's what my ability does alright... *CRAWK* !
"Gale Wings - Gives priority to Flying-type moves when the Pokemon's HP is at or above 50 %."
gamefreak: you rike, you rike?
talonflame: y-yesh... I do! it's a start, that's for sure!
but hold up-
d-doesn't this make it too similar to a certain... irrelevant birb from gen 5?
gamefreak: archeops?
talonflame: yes, that fuckboi.
gamefreak: ahaha! is funny you make fun of him! because you are just as irrelevant and worthless
ever since we nerf you! ahahah!
talonflame: e-exactly, fuck that ... n-now hold on! I may be in a bad spot for years but you can't
possibly compare me to that useless fuckboi, can you?
gamefreak: ahahah! you funny! we rike! ok ok. we have to make game now. prease understand!
talonflame: h-hold up, where's my buff?
gamefreak: we re-think ok! we make better buff ok? you just wait! now bye! *slams door*
talonflame: *mumbles* you better, or else I'm gonna burn this fucking place down... I burn it all...
TO BE CONTINUED
