>>16676845"No, you'd be horrible. But u're girlfriend over there would look niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice..."
Serena looks to her left, and then to her right, only to find that there are no chicks her age waiting to be spat-ified. For clarification's sake, she points a finger at herself.
"...Me?"
The somewhat tired and possibly high, self-loathing employee nods and licks his lips salaciously, his speech begins to slow down, "Yeah....She'd look....like.....tubular. Seriously, try some spats...girl."
Cue the pasta loss, immediately you start stuttering, foaming at the mouth, flabbergasted at the assumption and trying everything in your power to deny and clarify the claims.
"G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GIRLFRIEND?! N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NONONONONONONONONONNONO! NOOOOOOOO WAAAAAY! Y-You got it all wrong, ALL WRONG I SWEA-!"
"I'll take them."As soon as she says that, it's all over for you man, you practically drop dead.
