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>at Gamestop for shiny Palkia
>whole store is empty, save for me and guy at the counter
>start downloading it to Black 2
>guy at the counter asks if i'm looking for anything
>"No thanks, i'm good-"
>"We just got our shipment of X and Y 3DSXLs"
>"Oh, really? Awesome, i'll take a blue one"
>"Would you like to preorder X for an extra 5 bucks while you're at it?"
>"Sure, might as well"
>"So, what's your favorite Pokemon?"
>"Uhh, probably Togetic."
>"Cool. I'm a big fan of Charizard myself."
>charizard
>charizard
>>>charizard
>forgot to tell him about my trigger warning
>immediately my psyche snaps
>stumble outside, grabbing the largest rock I can find whilst muttering to myself about genwun
>run back inside, cashier giving me a questioning look
>smash the rock as hard as I can into the side of his head
>manic episode ends and I realize what i've just done
>he's bleeding out all over the floor
>I grab my 3DSXL off the counter and run
I wasted five bucks on that preorder and I won't even be able to pick up my game. Are there any floridafags around here that can go pick it up for me in a few weeks?
