>>20999658https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amNvDULdNk8"What the heck? Your face looks normal!"
The masked musician removes his mask to reveal that he's nothing more than a slightly pudgy Munchlax. He balls a fist at you, "You dumbass! The damages and physical scars are all METAPHORICAL! I've had a long history with the fast food industry, they always pushed me around, and I tried to accept it, but then they pulled the ultimate betrayal! Now I want vengeance! Vengeance and a diet to keep myself from becoming a fat slob!"
"But you're just a baby Pokemon! What feud could you possibly even have with the fast food industry? It's shit yeah, but whatcha gonna do? It's one of those things you have to deal with!"
Munchlax shakes his head, "No no no! It's an overly long and complicated story, you'll understand things if you just hear it from /my/ point of view! There are a lot of things that five layers of Windex and Pledge can cover up,
without actually covering it, but they can never cover up the truth!"
A) Get the popcorn ready.
B) "Whoa, nice word play!"
C) "Pfft, I don't care about your life story, kid."
