>>11848168Translation:
Are you bored? Not a problem!
You need a Lucicolo! [Aye aye aye!]
Ludicolos are big friends for all of your days! [Hi! My name is Esteban!] [Good! I love to ski in the mountains!]
Bring him to funerals! [John is dead! How sad!]
Birthdays! [You are lucky!]
Congress! [VIVA EL PRESIDENTE!]
He also dances well! [Let's PARTY!]
Sometimes with the gays! [You're all ass bandits/pirates!]
Order yours today!