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Today I remind you that Millifeui will win the Ashbowl.
Reason? God created this clown world, and her winning would create the biggest shitshow Pokémon has ever seen.
Only Millifeui winning will satisfy God.
>Serenafags on mass kill themselves
"NOOO AT LEAST IF IT WAS MISTY WHO WON I COULD COPE! WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THIS GIRL WHO HAD LITTLE AIR TIME!? MUH KISS MUH KISSSSSSSS MUH ROMANCE SUBPLOT!!!!"
>Mistysisters on suicide watch
"NOO AT LEAST IF IT WAS SERENA WHO WON I COULD COPE! WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THIS GIRL WHO HAD LITTLE AIR TIME!? MUH MOVIE TWO!! MUH MOST CAMEOS AND RETURNS!!!"
>Dawnkeks shoot up their local school and get shot dead by the local police after failing to kill anyone
"NOOOOO!!! DAWN WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN!!! SHE HAD THE MOST MEANINGFUL CAMEOS!!! SHE CAME TO THE STADIUM!! NOO!!!!!!"
>Maylosers run into traffic
""NOOO!! THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF MUH VA WAS HEALTHY NOOOOOO!!!!"
>Irisgirls give up on life and become shut ins
"I knew we weren't going to win, but fucking hell... Why couldn't it have been someone else...? Not some literally who, who appeared in one season and didn't get any cameos... Why...?"
>MillifeuiCHADs eating good forever
Jannies will retire at the scale of our shitposting.
Bulbapedos will hang.
Twitterfags will hang.
Serebiitards will hang.
No thread, no website will be safe from our conquest.
