>>35022574>>Tiny bag that is more like a manpurseIn a universe where things are easily shrunken down for storage, how is this a problem?
>tucks his pants into his running shoes No shit, he doesn't want them getting shredded up when he rides his bike
>wah why doesn't he dress in a fedora and trenchcoat like me fucking BOYS these days don't have class>Goes off in B2W2 to find N God forbid he actually has some ambition that isn't "stand atop a mountain like a fucking autist for 5 years until my gay lover drags me to hawaii"
>5'7 manlet >t. 6"3 130lb "master race" 