>>41231257his eyes beady and blank*"I'm, uh, t-the plaintiff," you remind Judge Rillaboom.
Rillaboom consults his stenographer. "Was that already on the record?"
"It is now," says the stenographer.
"What do you have written down so far then?"
She hands the transcript to him, which he reads while downing the rest of his coffee.
"Victorson, do you have power of attorney for your mum?"
"Y-Yes," you answer following a nod from Mr. Calemson.
"Interesting," the judge continues reading. "Okay. You're suing Mr. Pol T. Geist—asterisk for possible pseudonym—for a hearty sum of ₽1,100,000 over a housing dispute. Am I correct in making that assessment?"
Mr. Calemson whispers in your ear.
"I, er, wouldn't call it a simple housing dispute."
"Strike that from the record," says Rillaboom to the stenographer. "I didn't like the tone of his voice there. Anyway, you want back the money for the house because you decided not to move in at the very last minute despite having already signed the papers for it. Is that an incorrect statement: no or yes?"
"Uh," Mr. Calemson shakes his head. "No...? N-no, it isn't."
"Good to know, good to know," he hands the transcript back to the stenographer. "So, what I'd like to know is, where can I buy some pot from you? This is pretty ridiculous. You know you can't just break a contract, right?
Strike all of this from the record by the way."A) Recount the gist of harrowing experience.
B) You thought the identity fraud and failure to disclose would offset the contract evasion.
C) The contract is a farce to begin with so it doesn't matter if it's adhered to.
D) Tell the stenographer to keep all of that in the record.
