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>Be me
>Go to Gamestop
>See guys dressed in weird clothes but still come in
>"Hey, I'd like a shiny Gengar code please"
>"Jengor, what the fuck is that esse?"
>Realize I'm not at Gamestop
>Realize I live in a third world country
>Realize I'm actually inside a drug cartel's producing basement
>"So you gonna buy some coca or what?"
>"N-Not now, but I will come later"
>Try to leave
>Get shot in the back
>Bleeding to death
>Drug dealer comes next to me
>"Here's your shiny"
>Stabs me in my lungs as the final act
>Die
>Never get shiny Gengar
