>>14839051Good ideas. Will consider for the right time.>>14838774You're sort of in-directly holding hands with her, and it's not even past two days into your little adventure. You wonder if this is how all men feel when they get the girl, a ray of satisfaction, a beaming face, and an expanding dong.
Route 4 is blocked.
A woman whose poor design echoes silent wails of not understanding the concept of cleavage is blocking the route entrance, it's a disturbing "uniboob", an ugly mess of a thing.
"Think we can sneak past her?" you ask Miss, and it's that question that urges her to grip tighter to your hand.
"I-I don't think that would be very nice.." she says in-between moments of imbalance.
"Yeah, it wouldn't. But the fun of roadblocks is testing their ability to catch intruders and abusing it, watch a pro work his fingers."
In an effort to impress the blonde rather than let it be the other way around for the rest of the journey, you casually stroll to the far left side of the route entrance. Uniboob has yet to notice you since she's on the far right.
"Yeah...that's right. Act like an NPC..."
But as soon as you take a first step into the route...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNJ1B_2b17s"Oh?" she snaps her head instantly, as if alerted to it by forces beyond this mortal plane, "Hello! Is there something I can help you with?"
"Craaaaaap." you mumble under your breath.
