>>14501286I wouldn't call it Part 1 if there wasn't going to be more.>>14500346The first thing your mom says is something that you would have never expected her to mention in your brazillion years of existence.
"You know I haven't had sex in years, Calem." she announces, a hint of regret in her tone.
You pause, a spoon full of milk and flakes mere inches from your mouth, "Mom, I'm eating. You're kind of spoiling my appetite here." you're not about to have your fucking Raisin Bran and cow piss ruined by sex talk.
"I'm just saying, honey, I feel like I have cobwebs down there. I need dusting...BAD. Really. I can't remember the last time I've ever been fondled so romantically before, like the way your father used to do-OHHHHH GOD, that was divine.
A) "How exactly did he fondle you?"
B) "Why don't you just get a male prostitute?"
C) "Why don't you just go steady with the technology guy?"
D) "What is sex like?"
