>>18353582>O PARTY PARTY PARTY,>THE PARTY'S GETTIN' STARTED!>I KNOW A GUY NAMED MARTY,>MARTY LIKES TO PARTY!"Professor Sycamore, aren't you the least bit concerned? Chances are your son could /die/ if he's left in there too long without sustenance or hydration--"
"Ma cherie, I see you talk of Calem, but all I hear is: "Augustine, my love, I CARE NOT FOR OUR DRASTICALLY LARGE AGE DIFFERENCE. I am a mature 15-16 year old ambiguously-aged self-inserting tumblr hambeast and I need a mature monsieur for a mature cherie such as myself! PLEASE LE THUD ME, DO NOT EVEN TRY TO BE GENTLE!~"
"...Professor, are you attempting to come onto me?"
"Only a little bit, and that's the part I'm most ashamed about. Now ma cherie, I assume you want me to squeeze you in for a midnight Thursday threesome? This may seem indecent, but no woman is truly taken until their apples are tainted!"
"...I'm going to hang up now."
