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>be me, a socially awkward greninja
>go to jewelry store to buy a gift for qt3.14 human
>as I deposit it at the cashier, realize that I need to justify buying jewelry as I am not human
>fuck
>sweat heavily
>they ask why a pokemon is buying a pretty necklace
>sweat even harder
>try to come up with an excuse, but feel something strange
>pokepuffs fall out of my hidden ninja pockets
>panickingly try to put them back in, trip instead
>squish all the pokepuffs, leaving stains everywhere on me
>i am covered in fucking pokepuff shit
>why the fuck did I bring pokepuffs with me
>everyone staring as I just purchase the jewelry and get out as quickly as I can
>weeks later, I've yet to gift the human the necklace because of embarrassment
I am never going to make eggs with her, am I?
