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>Be young me in kindergarten
>Incredibly sheltered Pentecostal girl
>Caught a glimpse of Pokemon at a family member's house once, shit looked awesome, decided I loved it
>Mom doesn't allow it because violence or something
>Ask for a gameboy for Christmas
>Receive gameboy advance, only allowed to play shitty licensed movie games and the like
>Did not even know Pokemon was a game
>First month of first grade I get on the bus and sit with this kid who had a bunch of Pokemon cards
>I stutter and tried to make conversation with him about liking Pokemon too
>Boy was really nice, somehow didn't make fun of my 0 social skills
>Word got out that I liked Pokemon in my class, got made fun of because back then for some reason being a girl and liking Pokemon was weird
>Sniveling, sobbing mess
>Say things like "Jesus wouldn't make fun of me, Jesus doesn't like people who cuss, Jesus doesn't like this Jesus doesn't that"
>Laughed at even more
>Friend from bus is on the playground with me
>"Anon, what's your favorite Pokemon"
>"The cat one"
>"You mean Persian? I have a Persian card, look you can have it"
>Hands me card
>Panic.jpg
>Give it back
>"No I can't I have to ask my mommy if I can have it"
>"Just take it it's a gift"
>I go full autismo and shove it back at him and cry, he gets in trouble because the teachers think he was bullying me
>Lose my one cool Pokemon friend because I was that one Jesus kid
