>>16223744"Hey Toppy, what the hell can you tell me about this?"
You take a children's toy wheel that has been separated into 26 sections. It's rusted and the audio device inside has taken a good beating, it barely works and the arrow is kinda rickety.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqNbkoXsrfQToppy looks away from his brazillion of Shrekels, "Ehh? OHHH! Why, that is the AZ Wheel! It was a first in the Kalos region decades ago, developed by a man who had a strong connection with his Pokemon! It's a simple toy, really it is! Pull the string, the arrow lands on a letter, a Pokemon whose name starts with that letter lets out a cry, SHALOM! Like ahhh, A for Abomasnow! Or B for Beedrill! F for Floette!"
"Ohh.... Weird. What does this have to do with aliens though?"
Toppy pauses for a moment. His inventory is gigantic and practically every product has a weird and queer story behind it, ".....Ah! It was once used in an experiment conducted by the University of Lumiose to communicate with extraterrestrial beings, HOWEVER. The experiment was a failure when the communications device the toy was latched onto to failed. Instead of talking to aliens, the machine became a lightning rod, and lightning struck it! The machine was destroyed, but miraculously, the toy survived! Some speculate that the heart of the man who created the toy is what kept it alive, while others say that the lightning came from the aliens, and that if you pull the string, you can hear their cries embedded into the audio box...."
A) Purchase this harbinger of alien destruction!
B) NOPENOPENOPE Take your business elsewhere.
C) Let's steal it!
